Wednesday, August 12, 2009

My Life According to O)+>

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, answer the following questions by cutting and pasting. Pass it onto 15 people you like (or don't) and include me. You can't use the band I used...Try not to repeat a song title.

This is harder than you think!

Repost as "My life according to {band name}."

My artist?
The artist currently known as Prince, formerly known as O)+>.

Who am I?
An Honest Man
or
Daddy Pop
or 
Mr. Happy

How do I feel?
Superfunkycalifragisexy

Where do I currently live?
Alphabet St.

If I could go anywhere, where would I go?
The Sun, The Moon and Stars
or 
Around the World in a Day
or
Paisley Park

What's my favorite form of transportation?
Little Red Corvette (obvious)

Who is my best friend?
Friend, Lover, Sister/Mother, Wife
or
The Most Beautiful Girl in the World

What's the weather like?
Purple Rain (even more obvious)

If my life was a TV show, what would it be called?
Joy in Repetition
or 
Le Grind

What is life to me?
D.M.S.R.

My relationship?
Forever in My Life
or
When 2 R in Love

My fear?
Ripopgodazippa
or
When Doves Cry

What is the best advice I have to give?
Money Don't Matter 2 Night
or
Make Your Mama Happy

My thought for the day?
Anotherloverholenyohead
or
Right the Wrong

How would I like to die?
Face Down
(so they can kiss my MotherFing a$$!)

My soul's present condition?
I Would Die 4 U

My motto?
I Rock, Therefore I Am
or
Positivity

Friday, August 7, 2009

Inside the Actor's Studio

RULES: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to answer the ten (10) questions. At the end, choose twenty-five (25) people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.

To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your answers to the ten (10) questions, tag people (in the right hand corner) then click "publish."

These ten (10) questions originally came from a French series, "Bouillon de Culture" hosted by Bernard Pivot. They're better known as the questions that James Lipton asks every guest at the end of "Inside the Actor's Studio."


1. What is your favorite word?
i like French words like "pamplemousse" and "parapluie".
As for English, nothing comes to mind at the moment.


2. What is your least favorite word?
Words (Homographs) like "read" or "record", which have two pronounciations and meanings with the same spelling, so you don't know which way to pronounce the word until after you've read (ahem) the sentence. 

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Conversation or media that explores issues that have amibiguous or strong arguments for both sides; no obvious moral position. For example, the conundrum that presents itself to the lead character, Victor, in the novel Choke.

4. What turns you off?
Bigotry, racism, elitism. 

5. What is your favorite curse word?
Following Terri's PG rated suggestion, i offer "Jerkface Malone", or Tony's classic, "dickspank". i don't curse very often, but when i do i like to use any of George Carlin's words you can't say on television.

6. What sound or noise do you love?
Winner! Gagnant! - - Terri's suggestion can stay in my own responses, but i truly love the uncontrollable laughter of children. You know, the kind that comes at the moment in which the fun and silliness has reached such a height that you know a meltdown (when one child is present) or a mishap/injury (when two or more children are present) is inevitable. 

7. What sound or noise do you hate (dislike)?
Alarm clock radio going off; distant thud followed by silence when a child falls down within ear shot. Another noise i can't stand, if one can really call it a noise at all, is the feeling of cotton balls in my fingertips. i'm just shivering thinking about it. If i were a superhero, that would be my kryptonite.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Talk show host.

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Tax advisor, lawyer, accountant

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
So, what would you like to come back as?