Cinquante

1. How tall are you barefoot? 5’7"

2. Have you ever smoked heroin? never

3. Do you own a gun? no

4. Do you play with the ads on the side of the screen? Don't even notice them

5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? Meeting them is fine; living up to their expectations is another

6. What do you think of hot dogs? Very little

7. What's your favorite Christmas song? Sleigh Ride

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee

9. Can you do push ups? Yep, but doing them is another matter

10. Is your bathroom clean? On the surface

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? Wedding ring

12. Do you like pain killers? Only when absolutely necessary (dental surgery)

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? Attentiveness

14. Do you own a knife? Pocket knife

15. Do you have A.D.H.D? No, but i teach a lot of 'em

16. Middle Name? James

18. what's your normal bed time? Midnight

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink: Water, Coffee, Cranberry Juice

20. What time did you wake up today? 7:30; i was late for work for the first time this year ;O

21. Name one person that comes to mind right now. You

22. Current worry? Health of my loved ones

23. Current hate? Underacheivers

24. Favorite place to be? Walk in the woods, or by a lake

25. Least favorite place to be? In traffic

27. Do you own slippers? Do moccasins count?

28. What shirt are you wearing? Plain ol' grey T

29. How many people have ever truly broken your heart? i'd like to say none, but in some ways my heart gets broken every day

30. Favorite color(s)? Purple

31. Would you be a pirate? For my daughter, i act like one everyday, arggh!

32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink? 6 years

33. What songs do you sing in the shower? It Had to Be You, Our Love is Here to Stay, Raspberry Beret

34. What did you fear was going to get you in the night as a child? An all encompasing/engulfing house fire...i planned my escape route in my head a million times because of the recurring nightmares.

35. What's in your pockets right now? Nada

36. Is anyone on your mind right now? Georgia?

37. Do you think you get enough exercise? Sadly, no

38. Worst injury you've ever had? Horseshoe to the eye

39. If you could cheat on your spouse, would you? NEVER

41. Who is your loudest friend? Tracy B.

42. Who is your most silent friend? My dog, Prince

43. Does someone have a crush on you? I wish

44. Do you wish on shooting stars? No, but birthday candles

45. What is your favorite book? A Series of Unfortunate Events

46. What is your favorite candy? Reese

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding? Forever in My Life

48. What song do you want played at your funeral? Sometimes it Snows in April

49. What is one of your favorite quotes? Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!

50. What were you doing 12 AM last night? On-line, blogging, facebook, research

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TEN FIRSTS

1. First Best Friend: Scott Vernor

2. First Hamster: CWC (Chuckie Wood Chips)

3. First Piercing: Still waiting

4. First high school crush: Grape

5. First CD: O)+>

6. First Car: Chevy Cavalier (and still going strong)

7. First Love: Kendra Wilson

8. First Stuffed Animal: Chiefy the Bear

9. First Concert: Steve Miller

10. First Time Drunk: with Tony Q, Steph, Ryan and Adrian

NINE LASTS

1. Last Beverage: Blue Gatorade

2. Last Vehicle Ride: home from work today

3. Last Movie Seen: Hot Fuzz

4. Last Phone Call: My brother

5. Last CD played: 12 Golden Country Greats by Ween

6. Last Bubble Bath: Every night I prepare one

7. Last Time You Cried: Aunt’s funeral

8. Last Kiss: Bedtime

9. Last Concert You Attended: Mainline and The Blues Brigade

EIGHT HAVE YOU EVERS

1. Have you ever dated one of your best friends? Yes

2. Have you ever been arrested: No

3. Have you ever skinny dipped: Yes

4. Have you ever been on TV: Yes

5. Have you ever kissed someone and regreted it: No regrets

6. Have you ever had a sex dream about someone you knew: Yes, all of you

7. Have you ever been sent to the emergency room: No, but I took myself

8. Have you ever been in a fist fight: Yes, Matt B, grade 6

SEVEN THINGS YOU'RE WEARING

1. CK pjs

2. Boxers

3. Black T

4. Hair tie

5. Smile

6. very cute bra and gitch (had to keep that in there, Shireen)

7. Beard

SIX THINGS YOU'VE DONE TODAY

1. Spoke French

2. Rolled Dice

3. Performed Algebra

4. Played mini stick hockey

5. Knocked down wasp nests

6. Took photographs

FIVE FAVOURITE THINGS IN NO ORDER

1. Daughter (Family/Friends)

2. CFL (both of them)

3. The smell of Lush

4. Good writing

5. Laughter

FOUR LEAST FAVORITE THINGS

1. Hypocrites

2. Dishonesty

3. Thieves

4. Making lists

THREE CHOICES

1. Jam or peanut butter – PB, crunchy or smooth

2. Candles or oil - Grandma’s Crack Kitchen Candle

3. Body wash or soap - Soap

TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE

1. See my grandchildren

2. Make a difference

Shhh, Shake-a-leg Now in Session

Go to google and type, in quotation marks, your name and then "likes to" For example "Santos likes to". Type in the first 10 things that come up and repost in your own note.

1. Joe likes to sleep.
2. Joe likes to use hand thrown pottery for the table setting in sensuous shapes.
3. Joe likes to use carts in the bathroom to organize towels, shampoos.
4. Joe likes to eat spaghetti. (i had some tonight, but i really didn't enjoy it).
5. Joe likes to get on his horse on head for the hills.
6. Joe likes to work on cars.
7. Joe likes to say that they should've named the company "Frameworks 'R' Us". 
8. Joe likes to refer to "Honest Thinking Individuals". Well, when "Honest Thinking Individuals" ask Joe these questions.
9. Joe likes to sound smart. If given the choice between any two things, I get the feeling that he’d take the one with more syllables. ...
10. Joe likes to draw and play video games. His favorite foods are pizza, spaghetti and cheese cake. He also likes to listen to: Korn, Pantera, Type O Negative, ...

and in case you weren't paying attention at the beginning,

Joe likes to be treated with respect, and not to be disturbed during sleeping. Please when cuddling Joe (after ...

plus an added secret bonus...

Joe likes to sail competitively and is very involved with the Shake-A-Leg organization.